These are pretty much the most piece of shit winter terrariums in like the history of ever. But at least I didn’t use real dirt, right?? Is it just me or does anyone else get a little skeezed out by … Continue reading
God took Adam’s rib and made it into Eve. That is why women are DELICIOUS. Lady Gaga is the gay community’s prize winning tomato. And I want a piece. I mean clearly we are cut from the same glittery cloth. … Continue reading
I’ve been getting annoyingly persistent neck kinks lately, probably because I sleep in the position that all the dinosaurs died in. I toss and turn like a little bitch all night, partly because I am light sensitive like a deep … Continue reading
HALLO INTERNETS. So I made this Christmas wreath out of toy army men for my brother’s ROTC detachment. 4 FUNSIES. I can’t tell you how much I love this wreath— nothing else can penetrate my cold linoleum heart! I was … Continue reading
GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS. My Princess Leia Headphone covers are now available on Etsy- in brunette, blonde and GINGER!! If looking like a galactic princess is a priority of yours then knock yourself out. Thankfully my Jesus costume doubles as a Princess … Continue reading
This is a test to see if the blog works because I don’t know how to use the internets even though many people think I am a software engineer. Woopsies! Is they gonna spurn me? Do you think reindeers are … Continue reading
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