Monthly Archives: January 2012

The Cookie Crumbles

by Jacquie Posted on January 13, 2012

olor me Lohan, but it feels like I’ve been house-arresting-it-up all week—I’ve been tit deep in Princess Leia headphone cover orders.  Content-wise, the blog has been spartan as fuq these past several days. It sucks more than the Octomom’s old … Continue reading →

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TGIF

by Jacquie Posted on January 6, 2012

This is me at Sea World at 3 weeks old. My mom grips my butt for leverage as I weep in terror into her belted aqua T-shirt. Is it the dolphin or mommy’s reflective cop shades?

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Tampon Wreath

by Jacquie Posted on January 3, 2012

Yeah, I made a wreath out of tampons. What? It’s no secret I have a vajay and this shit’s fertile as fuq. Females: I embarked on a voyage to the Costco tampon aisle and now feebly offer you this boon. … Continue reading →

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Vegetable Bouquet

by Jacquie Posted on January 1, 2012

Wattup, my saucy little cufflinks. The veggies are organic, but this smile is 1000% Starbucks Morning Roast! Giggity giggity goo! Not too long ago I was at home sick sitting in my underwear and browsing the internets, all lit up … Continue reading →

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