You won’t see me at the beach *having fun* anytime soon because I have yet to learn how to wear a bikini without looking/feeling like a burrito. No, I go to the beach to pound my own ass into the … Continue reading
When I was just a young sequoia sapling I had an ample gang of Barbies that I annexed in the laundry room of my imposing glitter Barbie Dream House. Such a hoarding neophyte! I always liked Barbie, but knew better … Continue reading
Like how protruding hip bones were the status symbol of late 2001, it is important that everyone has a camera around their millennial necks right now! When I’m not busy Instagramming my Venti Ice Blended Sense of Entitlements on my … Continue reading
Tim Tadder’s Water Wigs!!! Featuring ladieeeees this time! “Carrie Bradshaw was the first female anti-hero”. HOLLER! How Sex and the City Lost its Good Name. AND: super-loved this Sex and the Dystopia article by Anne Helen Peterson. Brain blush. The Rape Joke Wittiest … Continue reading
One of my memories from the early ’90s was this clothing catalog for little girls called “Storybook”….the images from that catalog have solidified in my brain like a plaid gelatin. And finally I have found some proof of it on … Continue reading
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