I hope your fainting sofa is nearby cuz shit is about to get so real.

This is my first costume DIY for Halloween 2013- Candy Crush Saga! There is a warm satisfaction in DIY-ing your own Halloween costume. It’s like a homemade “fuq-yew!” to all the mass-manufactured costumes that pop up around this time of year. The last thing we should be doing is digging through racks of packaged polyester princess dirndls at Halloween Town USA- it’s an insult to our creativity, sugartits!

Watch the video tutorial on how to recreate this look down below if the spirit moves you.  And if you can’t sew- it doesn’t matter, pancake batter!  You can always substitute hot glue for some sick needlework….or to make it relevant for Fall 2013, “needle-twerk“.