This blog’s purpose is to entertain, inform, and inspire others towards a bitchtastical way of living. This world is fleeting and unpredictable, kumquats. We have to let our freak flags fly if we’re even serious about living life.
Like its namesake, JacquieLongLegs is ostentatious, eccentric, exaggerated, oddball, and aggressively nonserious. Lifestyle and how-to articles comprise the bulk of the content, with smatterings of fashion and design. Will there be recipes? EL OH EL. Get real, ese, this isn’t GOOP.
If the spirit moves you, please participate in the comments, email me, and share with your friends and pets if you like what you see. I hope that this blog will grow organically, like a magical beanstalk. Or a wart!
Let’s get weird.
ABOUT JACQUIE
I don’t usually look like this much of an asshole but I’ll do it more if you’re into it.
I am a vegan-free Sagittarian hailing from the OJ-tastic town of Brentwood (where da hooood at) in Los Angeles and graduated from Yale University in 2009. I work in the Internet during the day. I’m 5’13” and enjoy recreational vegetarianism and cross stitching expletives.
I’m pretty sure you’re rad and I may love you. How do you feel about Marines?
they seem nice!
Your look hot when you dooooo (said with a slight upward inflection and wavering at the end).
Workaholics fan? LET’S GET WEIRD!
The internets loves you already
5’13? there’s 12 inches in a foot, so do you mean you are 6’1?
no she means people are stupid
I bow down humbly in the presence of such greatness.
Just found you through BuzzFeed. You are ALL SOME! Please entertain me some more!
OK OK OK OK OK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your blog just made my day i kinda just laughed through your cool spike headband “how to” being that it was just the other day that i was awkwardly rolling around downtown LA searching for the same thing.. so kinda glad i came across your awesome blog and spikes and studs link!!
Xo
Ellie H.
I LOVE YOUR BLOG AND I AM APPLYING TO YALE SOON AGHAGHGHAAAAAA