Dumb and Dumber is one of the movies that I spun HARD in our 90s DVD player. Back in those early days, DVD players cost like, as much as a Coachella VIP ticket. So we had to ration our film … Continue reading
“My Boyfriend Does My Makeup”…this video tag has been making the rounds on the Internet long before Snap Chat was even a budding idea in a frat boy’s fever dream. So here I come again, on the heels of a … Continue reading
I have long fine hair that is prone to feeling like an oil spill near the roots if I’m not careful about washing it every 1.5 days. If I have a sweaty nightmare-y sleep in one of my “off” days, … Continue reading
Short of smearing a Gogurt Squirt on my pulse points, I have attempted to smell like deliciousness for most of my adult life. As a college freshman in 2006, energized by finally being at a school with boys(!) and jazzed … Continue reading
Princess Leia is sad because disco is dead like Alderaan. This disco ball is sooOoo shabby chic. Governor Tarkin would get his undies in a bunch over the destruction of his beloved superlaser but woops, he dead. A lot of … Continue reading
Jewelry is fucking awesome. And cheap jewelry is the most awesome, until you sweat and it leaches a band of green copper alloy residue onto your skin- the insidious Zorro mark of a Forever 21 accessory binge. I’ve been really … Continue reading
OH MY GOURD, planet Earth has twerked on its axis and sent the western hemisphere straight into Fall. At least it’s fall today in Los Angeles, my spiritual and literal homeland. Tomorrow we could all tumble into another confusing heat … Continue reading
This may be my favorite craft ever, which says a lot because I am afraid of cartoons!
I hope your fainting sofa is nearby cuz shit is about to get so real. This is my first costume DIY for Halloween 2013- Candy Crush Saga! There is a warm satisfaction in DIY-ing your own Halloween costume. It’s like … Continue reading
Photo from the Outside the Lines Coloring Book Launch by LA Weekly
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