“My Boyfriend Does My Makeup”…this video tag has been making the rounds on the Internet long before Snap Chat was even a budding idea in a frat boy’s fever dream. So here I come again, on the heels of a … Continue reading
Short of smearing a Gogurt Squirt on my pulse points, I have attempted to smell like deliciousness for most of my adult life. As a college freshman in 2006, energized by finally being at a school with boys(!) and jazzed … Continue reading
OH MY GOURD, planet Earth has twerked on its axis and sent the western hemisphere straight into Fall. At least it’s fall today in Los Angeles, my spiritual and literal homeland. Tomorrow we could all tumble into another confusing heat … Continue reading
You know you’re an “adult” when your days consist of darting fart nebulas in the office and dreaming of the perfect high coverage foundation. I don’t even need high coverage foundation, but I wanted a product that would give me … Continue reading
You won’t see me at the beach *having fun* anytime soon because I have yet to learn how to wear a bikini without looking/feeling like a burrito. No, I go to the beach to pound my own ass into the … Continue reading
Arcona This is what I’ve been using on my skin since I was 14, because I’m from LA and we are taught at an early age that the face is the window to a rich man having your babies (or … Continue reading
Ya dig???? I made these and then realized that my earring holes have closed up again. UGH! Who wants to come over and fix them with me tonight? We can pretend I’m an ear virgin and have a slumber party … Continue reading
Ay carumba, Internets! BEHOLD my primitive creation: Pantone Chip Acrylic Nails. Whattup, color-cockblocking: I didn’t realize my index finger was such a clunker. It’s probably so buff from always pushing “Yes” on the button to life. Before you cast the … Continue reading
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