I hope your fainting sofa is nearby cuz shit is about to get so real. This is my first costume DIY for Halloween 2013- Candy Crush Saga! There is a warm satisfaction in DIY-ing your own Halloween costume. It’s like … Continue reading
Recycle your hormonal contraceptive into a decorative clam shell! All you need are these 3 ingredients! Ortho Tri Cyclen + Light pink puff (99 cent store) + Fake Pearl! Hot glue together and you have an instant befuddling accessory. Perfect … Continue reading
Today we are going to RECYCLE a pair of JEANS! Just how Lifetime Television 4 Women loves to recycle the girl who played Rice in Beethoven. Thank garsh I already had a pair of amazing denim bellbottoms that I could … Continue reading
Like how protruding hip bones were the status symbol of late 2001, it is important that everyone has a camera around their millennial necks right now! When I’m not busy Instagramming my Venti Ice Blended Sense of Entitlements on my … Continue reading
The Game of Thrones Season 3 premiere is coming up this Easter, totally upstaging the Easter bunny and all his absurd marshmallow regalia. This calendar alignment can only mean one thing: we are like, MEANT to make dragon egg Easter … Continue reading
It was only a matter of time before the 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon dominated the craft world, ahem. This DIY wall hanging is made of exactly 50 different shades of grey (multiples of each were used, thankyouverymuch. Multiples are … Continue reading
Ya dig???? I made these and then realized that my earring holes have closed up again. UGH! Who wants to come over and fix them with me tonight? We can pretend I’m an ear virgin and have a slumber party … Continue reading
HALLO THURR. Do you read fashion blogs? I do. I love them because I am a girly girl with a computer machine and a frickin clue. I really enjoy watching blog fashion princesses prancing around fancy places like New York … Continue reading
HOLA, CHOLA. Have you seen this moustache necklace phenomenon? Also, I apologize for the above. I should call this the “Vagina Apprecation Necklace” because it makes me so happy I wasn’t born a boy. If I had a pelt on … Continue reading
I love airplane blankets. I don’t have Travoltian levels of aerophilia, but I do like to crack open a fresh plastic pouch to find an uncontaminated spread of fleece within. Back when I was shuttling to and fro from the … Continue reading
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