OH MY GOURD, planet Earth has twerked on its axis and sent the western hemisphere straight into Fall. At least it’s fall today in Los Angeles, my spiritual and literal homeland. Tomorrow we could all tumble into another confusing heat … Continue reading
I hope your fainting sofa is nearby cuz shit is about to get so real. This is my first costume DIY for Halloween 2013- Candy Crush Saga! There is a warm satisfaction in DIY-ing your own Halloween costume. It’s like … Continue reading
Like how protruding hip bones were the status symbol of late 2001, it is important that everyone has a camera around their millennial necks right now! When I’m not busy Instagramming my Venti Ice Blended Sense of Entitlements on my … Continue reading
Prometheus was s0 g00d! The movie inspired me to put David in my makeup bag. He says he doesn’t mind, but can you trust robots to tell the truth??
It was only a matter of time before the 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon dominated the craft world, ahem. This DIY wall hanging is made of exactly 50 different shades of grey (multiples of each were used, thankyouverymuch. Multiples are … Continue reading
Ya dig???? I made these and then realized that my earring holes have closed up again. UGH! Who wants to come over and fix them with me tonight? We can pretend I’m an ear virgin and have a slumber party … Continue reading
HALLO THURR. Do you read fashion blogs? I do. I love them because I am a girly girl with a computer machine and a frickin clue. I really enjoy watching blog fashion princesses prancing around fancy places like New York … Continue reading
HOLA, CHOLA. Have you seen this moustache necklace phenomenon? Also, I apologize for the above. I should call this the “Vagina Apprecation Necklace” because it makes me so happy I wasn’t born a boy. If I had a pelt on … Continue reading
I love airplane blankets. I don’t have Travoltian levels of aerophilia, but I do like to crack open a fresh plastic pouch to find an uncontaminated spread of fleece within. Back when I was shuttling to and fro from the … Continue reading
Fake animals are the bomb.com/cheap, and they’re GREAT raw material for crafts. Crafting is therapeutic- it definitely lulls the hamster wheels whirring within my brain, plus it helps cork the emotional hole that a real life animal would fill anyway!!!!!!!!!!! … Continue reading
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